Question: I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
Answer: The bear is white. The only place you can take that route and end up where you started is the North Pole and polar bears are the only kind of bears that live there.